• AnomalousBit@programming.devEnglish
    20·
    2 months ago

    Dude always looks like they poisoned him 10 years ago and give him the antidote everyday as long as he shows up to play Command and Conquer: Red Alert. (Hint: he’s always getting his ass kicked)

    • remotelove@lemmy.caEnglish
      6·
      2 months ago

      He will be fine as long as he stays far away from any windows, cups of tea, moving vehicles, suspicious looking umbrellas, boats, planes or anything soft and furry.

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksMEnglish
        3·
        2 months ago

        Or trains. He’s luggage rack sized, he could be squished into a handbag until no longer convenient. Or tossed out. I saw it in a British documentary.