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Thank you sharkfucker
It is my honor
I too am a sharkfucker thanker
Possibly dumb question: Does salmon taste different when eaten before and after spawning?
They’re basically a pile of mush by the end of their run, about to keel over and die. They don’t have any fat and the muscles have been mostly used for energy as well. It gets significantly fishier smelling too, but like, not in a good way.
Some people like it. My dogs used to like to yank our shoulders out of the sockets on walks, trying to go roll around in the ones that flopped on to shore to die. That’s not fun to scrub out of an excitable labrador.
Why do they have to go all the way back “home” to mate, though?
Probably because their offspring survive better in the freshwater streams than the ocean that they’ll live in later in life.
Evolution is a crazy bitch
Seems like something SharkFucker would do.
Ayyyyy
Pretty weak “best of” tbh
How many posts does this community see per day? ANYTHING IS A STRONG “BEST OF” POST
This is more of a rimjob Steve, it’s a cute username that goes with a fish related post. But meh… I agree…guess it’s better than a blank canvas…
I think I’ve seen sharkfucker before, so there’s lore here
Ig. I really liked the disconnect from the good info and the name.
I enjoyed this post. Plus this place is starving for any posts.
Honestly, the name is pretty relevant imo. Sharkfucker420 specializes in aquatic animal reproduction.
Granted, salmon isn’t the main concentration, but y’know, a pro basketball player is probably still better than average at baseball…
Cue the chemical brothers’ salmon dance
Thanks @sharkfucker420
Spawn and Die
