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Blur balls is not a real, medical condition.
Amblyopia in corneal implants presents greater target acquisition error variance in class 3-A cyberized weapon systems
How to tell if she spiked your drink.
Identifying sports related head injuries.
The competitive advantage of ketamine: Is it the ultimate performance enhancing drug and how publicly funded research grants are often wasteful.
Visualizing the field: How Brenden Aaronson understands playing in the league.
Keep your eye on the ball by affixing the ball to spaghetti and then affixing the spaghetti to your eyes. You may use different colored spaghetti if you so choose.
Fun fact: soccer has no official rule against manipulating the ball with your eye lasers
Eye Sockerts
What happened to me right before my retina detached
“…with our new eye lasers, you too can rid yourself of soccerballs and other small dog toys.”
Multi-target laser guided auto-lock eye upgrade for sports now available at your local augmentation center. Ads included!
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DARPA unveils new laser eye tech that destroys soccer balls in seconds!
Everyone had to start calling it soccer once the sport transitioned to telekinesis
“Do not mock me, lest I unleash the evil eye of orbular illusion.”
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