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But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction – Chemical X
You know is an old meme for the lack of microplastics
“Probably the best burrito ive ever had. Unfortunately got food poisoning but it was almost worth it 3/5”
Anyone born after 1983 can’t cook. All they know is charge they phone…
Eat hot chips, and lie.
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Jimmy recently developed a strange habit of tying strings to words and putting the ends of the strings in his mouth
Oh, that’s part of the McDonald’s patent on happy meals.
Me, but the arrows are going in the opposite direction.
At least he’s getting protein.
Competitive eating pros have refined the process to strengthen their constitution down to a standard daily routine.
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This is why moms have to wash kids’ mouths out with soap
