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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta
You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:
I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”
I had these speakers when I was a kid! They actually sounded pretty good in my memory.
Yeah, they sounded pretty great. I think they still sell them.
Apparently they do still sell them or rather a newer revision.
https://www.harmankardon.com/home-audio/HKSOUNDSTICK4WHTAM.html
While I think the original design is pretty ugly It’s still kinda cool. The fourth revision is just very ugly.
Maybe they look better in person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This looks like one of those automatic fleshlights
But does it make you a chess master?
I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws
Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know…? :-P
Oh I get you - you literally don’t want to find out if they are! :-D
Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana’s parents.
…I mean, ‘lol that’s a buttplug’ aside, bass is as much about feel as it is sound. An internal speaker - specifically one for bass - would probably be pretty wild to experience in more ways than just a wiggly butthole.
My biggest aversion to the product in question here would be that it’s made by Apple. :P
To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I’d try it 😂.
iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)
Damn, he’s really enjoying it, you can tell.
Also cheat during chess championships!
Feel the bass up your ass.
I’d try it.
I’m first in line
I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?
C’mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!
Toyota can get you 900 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do
https://jalopnik.com/toyota-says-this-butt-plug-will-allow-it-to-build-900-m-1850929505
Berry White is going to get really popular soon.
Link? Sauce? Link tho?
Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested
Sam, your son would like a word with you.
