The value of this party is $45 per person and will be added to your paycheck as taxable income.
it also counts as your lunch break, so be sure to clock-out before attending.
You guys do that? Here they subtract your lunch time from the time you’re clocked in
Where are you from? That’s crazy, taking an hour break doesn’t somehow undo an hour of work that you’ve done and should be paid for.
Same here, is this not normal in some countries?
It doesn’t subtract, they’re still clocked in on lunch time. Still shitty, but not as much
No, the half hour break is mandatory by law and therefore not really subtracted from time worked
Got an email like that a few weeks ago about a benefit I hadn’t even received and then a retraction email about 30 minutes later. Motherfuckers can’t even actually give me something without talking about taking money out of my pocket anymore.
big ai hands
Company cutting costs by laying off all the artists.
Business lady’s hand is growing a second smaller hand
Not really, all hands are “correct”, 4 fingers and a thumb. Many look weird for sure, and it’s surely AI, but it’s not at all the usual mutated nightmare hands.
Should be a single pizza and night shift gets crumbs.
Gonna have to fight for that last slice with sausage!
like idk if ppl really enjoy sausage that much or it’s just the perceived added value of a second topping that makes it more desirable
I was gonna say. 1 pizza per worker is some generous ratio.
Whoa That’s over $100 worth of pizza. That company really splurged on their valuable employees.
That’s not delivery, it’s about $40 of DiGiornio.
Maybe they’ll report it on your income taxes
Oh yeah Is this a reference to the nurse whose hospital job gave the employees a taxable potato bar party for christmas
'tis indeed
We had a pizza party at the office last week. If you wanted some you had to pay 5$…
My company kept having barbeques and cook outs or pizza parties. They all cost like $5-10 per a person. Fuck that cheap asses. “Feel free to invite your family!” Yeah, no.
ai generated memes… 🤦
What’s the problem?
Specifically for memes trying to make fun of corporate profiteering, aye. It’s like the people making them haven’t even bothered to look up the wikipedia page for irony.
should they be paying someone to make it
The last company I worked for had an $80k shortfall at the end of 2022 and tasked my department with making up the difference. When my supervisor dropped that news on us with only 2 months to go, I joked “can we get a pizza party if we achieve this?!” and she honestly said to “that’s a good idea!” I should have quite that day. That company who is named after the word integrity, had none. Our department head was the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever had the displeasure of interacting with. Dude used his religion and family as a shield to be racist and condescending. Never again.
Fidelity or Wells Fargo?
what did it rhyme with
Literally Integrity
Damn where yall work that you get a whole freaking pizza bonus?! We got one slice lol
I mean, I’m never gonna turn down pizza but uh. Those $3k bonuses we used to get went a lot further…
I got a T-shirt, and “lunch” was at 11am and counted as your lunch time (with the walk to/from cafeteria to get it being a part of that).
Edit early morning word making is hard
Id rather get the money they spent on the pizza lmao
I feel this
Better than a potato party though.
DIY pizza ought to be easy to make. its basically poverty food.
I work for a medical company in our area. Not all parties are like this. I didn’t partake but a lot of my coworkers went to the bar after the fact.
I used to work for a cell phone retailer (larger one) our company party got wild every year I was there.
You do realize this post has nothing to do with the party, right? It has everything to do with the workers not being given their fair share of the profits they generated. No one gives a shit how wild the company parties are. “Fuck you, pay me!” is the point.
