If I wasn’t on my phone I’d get out of the bathroom a.s.a.p. as well.

Drop the turd, then free like a bird.

I feel so much lighter!

They got them poop scoots.

My dachshund does this. Can somebody link me to a firmware update?

(this is an actual depiction of extreme animal cruelty, a very real practice & from how-to medieval manuals - how to set poor kitties on fire with extra incendiaries so they run home & burn the building/city)

I didn’t know cats could have wind