• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    1 year ago

    I’m gonna bring in a guy he’s an expert on coffee

    Guy: hmm, yes this will give you liquid shit

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    1 year ago

    Pro tip: only drink caffeine when you need it. You won’t develop a tolerance, and the positive effects will be enhanced.

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          1 year ago

          I used to smash a monster recovery on the drive to work, pick up a large iced coffee from McDonald’s on the way in, finish that by lunch, and drink my second monster recovery after.

          I stopped all that cold turkey back in 2020 and now rarely have a morning cup of coffee that I never finish.

          It’s wild looking back on that, so much stress and caffeine. I’ll never go back to it though, and I don’t miss it one bit.

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      it astounds me how i can chug 400 mg of caffeine and feel N O T H I N G

      like why the fuck is this not the primary way to diagnose adhd? have people take 3 caffeine pills and if they completely forget about having done so within 5 minutes then congratulations here’s your adderall prescription!

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    1 year ago

    I suggest getting long Covid, now I need an espresso in the evening just to function while I get the kids to bed and read to them and I barely even feel it.

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        1 year ago

        Weirdly I can, I used to be so sensitive to coffee that anything past early afternoon was guaranteed trouble. Now I can do it at 6 or 7 and still collapse at a normal time.

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    1 year ago

    Try different types of coffee, even different regions or growing conditions.

    Among arabica clutivars, Ethiopian beans seem to sit the best with me, Brazilian makes me anxious AF.

    I suspect altitude might be the correlation – Colombian, Kenyan, PNG also seem to sit well; Indian, Australian, Mexican also make me anxious.

    Brewing methods can give different feels, too. Espresso vs filter vs cold drip.

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    1 year ago

    Love it when I drank it and it either gave me paralizing anxiety or made me sleepy(the ability to properly rest was out the question though)