This is a western misinterpretation of the Holy Koran. Henry Kissinger is actually in the Seventh Layer of Jahannam, where he will be held apart from other people in the cold and empty abyss until the Day of Judgement.

gonna take a long ass time for his crimes to even get processed so his punishment can begin

Well, understandable that it would be amended on two counts of factual error.

1. There is no hell.
2. If there was a hell, he would sit in a place of honor for separating millions of people from their lives.