This conjures an image of a very determined Bert the Turtle smoking a cigarette and declaring “I’m gonna derail that fucking train.”
Just duck and cover!
Yeah “to stop them being blocked by the rail and giving up and going another direction” sounds much more accurate.
Even if you don’t, I believe in the turtles!
Go on little dudes, keep derailing those trains!
Looks like a covered utility trench, ironically with the cover off.
So a trench.
Turtles can’t derail a train. Turtles go squish. Even if you piled them up 6 foot high in front of the train.
So you have experimental proof?
Citation needed
Turtle on the right is upside down and will die anyway, unless left turt helps flip him over.
That’s been disproven.
?? Really ?? That’s good news. I’ve never seen a video of a turtle flipping itself over.
Yeah, looks like they can do it pretty easily. Here’s a video I found: https://youtu.be/UO0kar6EUwI
Hell yeah turts!
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While in an unnatural tunnel?
Source!
That’s a myth
Where’s the exit
“I’m Yertle The Turtle, oh marvelous me! I’ll fuck up a train because I’m an OG!”
Install a trap to the other end for unlimited free turtles
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