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Uhhh…I’m conducting an experiment where…like what if there was a fire and you happened to be at the…used plant dealership.

“D-D-D-D-Don’t quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation’s in… We kept it grey!” Futurama Number 1.0

I have a better plan. Make a cute little mushroom fairy garden. There parents wouldn’t know that it really does have magic.

I mean, hemp is a fucking cool plant and there is a shit ton of cool research around it… but if it has buds…

My parents taught me all about growing plants lol. One of my first “jobs” was helping their friends with farm work.

I once grew mushrooms and told my parents it was enoki but I was actually growing enoki it just so happened that half of my grain spawn “went bad” and it just so happened that they caught me with 17g of dried psilocybe cubensis