• aksdb@feddit.de
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      1 year ago

      Stakeholder meeting: “We make lots of profit. It was the best fiscal year ever!”

      Internal employee comms: “Sorry, we missed our goals this year. Therefore we don’t hand out bonus payments.”

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      No, you don’t understand! If we dont increase profits year over year, this will greatly upset Mammon and, like, we can’t have that!