Please, God, if you’re listening, do something really really funny with this.
“Didn’t you people learn from the Holocaust that I either don’t exist or am evil if I do?”
Holy shit so many desperate prayers in one thread
I think they can be convinced to pause their game of Jenga or Connect Four for a few minutes of structural integrity or engine failure
The Big Man … Big Entity has Big Priorities, you know?
With the recent history in aviation, I’m going to be praying like mad. Please tell me they’re still Boeing products?
Oh wow, what’s the worst that could happen, they skip safety and defense features and the plane gets shot down and the president killed? Oh man, that would be horrible, just horrible!
It’s good they chose Boeing to build it lol
OceanGate!
I was gonna say, hopefully Trump’s up for some deep sea exploration next!
Dear Boeing,
I know i said i wanted world peace. Hear me out.
SpaceX and BOEING engineers. You know what to do, right? GET TO WORK!
The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we’ll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.
Some things are worth it.
Yeah, they’ll say that no matter how he dies. “Deep state operatives made him eat that fatal cheeseberder on the toilet!”
He’ll get the pox and they’ll have to cook up some kind of “ultra super duper deep state, for real this time” to blame it on
Or, “He died because the CIA has a fatal colonic catastrophe ray”.
Would it be so bad if it was?
So…
Trump is completely right on this issue. Despite the fact his plane is produced by a company plagued with consistent quality control issues I believe this should be rushed into service as quickly as possible. In fact, I agree that the anyone including temp workers should be allowed in to get this thing in the air today.
I’ll even help.
DOGE needs to get rid of those pesky safety regulations holding up the plane.
“Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production” is a headline id love to see
“Trump dies in fatal Boeing crash, after rushing its production” is a headline id love to see
After rushing it’s production and firing all the FAA safety inspectors.
That can be improved by inserting “and Musk” after the first word.
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Please, I can only get so hard
Don’t forget JD Vance!
As VP, Vance would be on Air Force Two as a precaution.
Where can I donate funds to this cause?
Maybe if we all concentrate hard enough we can will our reality back on track and make this happen. Somewhere around 2016 someone at CERN started a new experiment and ever since we’ve been in the wrong universe, through concerted efforts of enough of Earth’s latent psychics maybe we can push this world back towards the correct timeline.
Or maybe make things worse.
It does feel like alternative history.
There would be a celebration in the streets. Doubly so if Musk was also onboard.
An underpaid Boeing engineer has a chance to accidentally do one of the funniest, most earth saving oopsies of all time.
I don’t think they let the VP travel in the same plane at the same time so probably not as earth saving as you’d expect. Definitely very funny though.
Well, there are two planes being rushed…
Air force one and air force two hit eachother mid air 10 hour ASMR to fall asleep to.
So we can put Musk on one plane, then Vance and Trump on the other one, perfect
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Good think Skum isn’t VP. There’s no law to say he and that corpse he keeps company in the oval office can’t fly and die together.
Really rooting for them on that corner-cutting endeavor. What’s the worst that could happen?
Some Boeing workers could be real American heroes right about now.
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Quality Assurance is really over rated. DOGE should cut those fuck faces first for freedom fighters sake.
Boeing, QA… lol
A real team effort if the air traffic controllers join the effort too
By royal decree, the children of maintenance workers are to travel in the rear of the aircraft. /s
I’m reminded of that one time the entire Polish government was killed in a plane crash in Smolensk.
The worst thing that could happen would be nothing going wrong.
Well, the BEST that could happen would be for it to crash into the side of a mountain while both of them are on it. Bonus points if Vance, Johnson, and Stephen Miller are on it too.
They should just screw the schedule and get on the plane right now
I hear duct tape is good for holding wings on, in a pinch.
You joke, but you have no idea how much speed tape gets used on the average plane…
Ah, is that how they go so fast?
Nah, that’s the red paint all over their insides.
probably repurpose/ reused used spacex, tesla vehicle materials
Could Musk be useful for something after all?
“Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake.”
The less safe the better.
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