OTTAWA - After disgraced professor and beef enthusiast Jordan Peterson announced yesterday that he had moved to Florida due to the Canadian government’s allegedly woke fascist policies, Justin Trudeau immediately issued a statement saying that his 2025 election campaign slogan will be “I Got Jordan Peterson to Leave.”
“I realize that my popularity has been declining in the polls recently,” explained the prime minister, wearing a hat depicting Peterson’s crying face and the words “Bye, Bitch,” on it, “but I think we can all appreciate that it was my government and my policies that triggered Jordan enough that he had to run away to a country that is kinder to suspected Russian assets.”
That would be a worthy platform.
This is a great day for Canada, and therefore, the world.
Can we send Ted Cruz back? Then we’d be even I think. We should do a shitty person swap
Thanks buddy!
I’m not your buddy, guy!
I’m not your guy, friend!
I’m not your friend, buddy!
Peterson is a fetid sack of pustulant assholes. This is a definite win for Canada.
So you’re saying he’s next up in Trump’s cabinet?
And yet another L for the US.
US made their bed, it’s their fault that they’ll attract whoever finds it comfortable.
They’re on a streak.
That would be a strong argument
vote for the turd, get all the flies
I think I’m OOTL on Jordan Petersen hate. Didn’t he just tell people to clean up their room and go insane or something? Did he do something else? I feel like he hasn’t been relevant in like 10 years, I had no idea he was still in people’s minds.
Here is your comprehensive guide to why people hate Jordan Peterson https://youtu.be/hSNWkRw53Jo
i am sure you will watch it
This comment is in every single thread. Always.
Do you guys work off the same notes or what.
It’s literally the same comment people have been making about Peterson for almost 10 years now. It’s pretty wild, and laughable that they expect us to think they’re “ootl”
He went insane as part of dark academia. Unfortunately for him academia is defined by its enlightenment
