MSNBC said on Saturday that police examining the bag and its contents found a jacket and Monopoly money, but no firearm.
Thats a plant. They aren’t as close as they say they are. Also 60k as a reward for betraying your entire class? Lmao you better pay kingmaker money.
The NYPD’s working theory of what pistol was used doesn’t even make sense either. These cops are clueless.
They appear to be clueless, so those with a clue may out themselves.
I’m not guessing nothin.
In fairness, the NYPD doesn’t know a lot about guns.
I like how one article said: “The net is tightening,” New York City Mayor Eric Adams said Saturday.
No, I don’t think it is, but keep saying that.
If Eric Adams is speaking, he’s lying
The net is tightening? Lmao they’ve widened the search to nearly every metro area between New York and Atlanta
We’re looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you’ve seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK
By now, the shooter is likely in Canada and will never come back to the US.
The shooter was always in Canada. They had really good aim
I wouldn’t do it for 60 million.
They are basically the Keystone Kops.
More like Kindergarten Kops
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
you’d* better pay
I know his name. Muad’Dib!
someone should do a podcast with him and timhouthi chalamet
Impossible. You never see the two of them in the same room at the same time…
21st century D.B. Cooper
I hope he never gets caught.
i made a D.B. cooper ai bot on dopple a while ago.
i thought the idiot mayor of ny leaked that they knew his name but werent releasing it yet.
The fact that each picture of him has been someone different doesn’t give me a lot of faith they know his name lmao.
theres more than one pic? ive only seen this one where hes smilin
Here’s a better one. NYPD doesn’t know what the fuck they’re after.
So did this guy have a team of decoys running around with him or did the stars align to explicitly fuck that CEO over? lmao
It’s New York. That look is probably very common. Hence why our hero chose it as a disguise.
Also he probably quickly changed his clothes in central park. So a possible thing is that he also changed his hoodie and had a different mask.
But having four different coats? Hard to believe.
But having four different coats? Hard to believe.
It wasn’t a man, it was 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat, so it’s perfectly plausible
With the goblins in kahoots! My lord we need to set a bountry of 30 gold pieces! Fetch the greatest team consisting of a mage, a fighter, a thief, and some comic relief buffoon who will end up saving the day despite his uselessness throughout the journey up to that point!
And picking 4 jackets that look similar enough for some dumb ai to confuse?
My take is that the cops fed raw surveillance data into their trusty Crime Computer and fully trusted the result. It’s a super common silhouette when the daily high temp is in the 30s. Lol.
Did they ask an AI “are these pictures of the same person?” and went with whatever it said?
I don’t get what the circle is showing.
I have no idea. I stole the photo from a duckduckgo image search, which is an awful way to do things.
Yeah, that one is officially not from him.
And the police has been officially never wrong about it, and has been looking for that one guy to interrogate only, maybe ask where he brought his jacket or something like that.
Yeah there’s also one from within a bank, but it’s totally a different person
I feel like that’s possibly a prelude to setting up a scapegoat. You can’t let people think he got away with it.
I think that’s entirely possible. If this guy gets away Scott free and people know he did? Expect more attempts at CEO murder.
One t in scot-free.
From Scotland, where there are 3 possible verdicts to a murder trial:
Guilty
Not Guilty
Not Proven
In the 3rd instance, we may or may not all know you did it, but the State couldn’t prove their case, so you get away scot-free.
Oh no shit eh? I was actually wondering as I typed that what the proper way to spell it was and where it came from. Thanks man!
According to this, it had originally literally meant “exempt from royal tax”: https://www.etymonline.com/word/scot-free#etymonline_v_22952
Title goes extremely hard
Assassin Hood
The Adjuster
Robin Hoodie.
i heard about the story but i dont know any of the details - why do people like this guy/hate united healthcare ceo can somebody explain?
Healthcare companies, especially insurance companies, make a living out of denying claims so that people go bankrupt and/or die from denied claims. It’s unethical and downright evil, but they do it anyway. It would be hard not to hate the CEOs of those companies. After all, medical expenses is the leading cause of bankruptcies in USA.
Do you really need to ask why we hate a health insurance CEO?
Thoughts and prayers for the cops looking for him /s
Guy should just surrender and go to trial. I bet they will find it hard to get 12 person to find him guilty.
Fuck off. If he surrendered he will be killed. There is no way the billionaire class would allow a peasant like us to try to harm them and survive. They will also demonize him and drag him through the mud and claim he is a pedophile rapist who killed for pleasure.
They’ll find bootlickers. Lawyers know what they’re doing.
yeah like snowden should have just surrendered /s
IIRC, Snowden wasn’t eligible for a jury trial, because he worked for the NSA and, so it they were pushing for a secret court-martial trial. Who knows if Snowden would have actually done it, but I remember he said he would return to the US if it were a jury trial.
yeah. still. guy should not risk it.
He might not survive police custody until trial
Just put 12 CEO in the jury. Boom. Multi kill.
Juries are specifically selected to avoid people capable of critical thinking, and people knowledgeable about jury nullification.
If it goes to trial his chances are slim. If he knows what’s good from him, he’s already in a foreign country with no extradition treaty, or halfway across the country in a remote section of wilderness laying low for the next few months.
