Your happiest childhood memory is predicated on a lie, anon. Fake just like everything else you put your grubby little hands on.
So you were always like this.
L. M. F. A. O.
Anon is definitely not asian.
Asian parents would tell you to get you ass to school, even if you have Covid.
Like my mom doesn’t care if I infect the whole school with covid, as long as I’m not dead, I have to be in school.
🤦♂️
And thats why the whole plannet caught it 🤣
Yea Covid is not a secret weapon unleashed by some government. Its actually the wrath of asian helicopter parents. You’ve angered Confucious, so his spirit was invoked to teach y’all a lesson. Yep thats right. Covid is caused by old spirits. 🫠
Ironically, you will probably do better in school if you take 1-2 days off to rest, instead of wasting 3-4 days going in and getting nothing out of it because you’re unable to focus. But who cares, right?
This is what I also realized with work. It’s better to rest and recover in 2-3 days, then struggle for 4-5 or more (even from home office). Luckily, at my workplace in Germany, you can take 2 days of sick leave without any doctor’s note.
Wait, you need a doctor’s note for more than 2 days of sick leave?
tell that to my PTO policy. I’m getting sick and getting paid, and spending my limited vacation on times I feel good.
Or think about it this way, would you rather have 2 weeks of PTO or one week of vacation and one week of sick leave? Or even 2.5 weeks PTO vs 2 weeks vacation and 1 week sick leave and you need to provide a reason for the sick leave?
I much prefer PTO over some mixed policy, even if the mix is technically more time off.
I should just be able to call in sick if I’m sick. Why even track it?
Yeh, try explaining that to an Asian parent.
Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!
Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!
Can relate, I’m Balkan…
Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
Nah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !
Also if you had a single mother raising all the kids and working overtime at some factory.
I’d usually be found at school hugging a bottle of gingerale and periodically power puking in the bathroom when I was really sick.
Very rarely did I get out of it, and usually it was for strep throat or stomach infection.
Well why do you think the future belong to them?
All your future are belong to us.
The future belongs to asia? Wat