“I’m sorry, I can’t unfuck the pineapple”

I don’t know how old this comic is but I’ve seen this joke before in another comic.

Worst bartenders I’ve known would only be virgin by choice, and they would have a hard time with that versus the pushy bar-flies.

Wait, is that another layer of joke?

Nada colada for those wanting to order one

rizzful people these days got no respect for us virgins smh