Oh fuck…non-aggression is my kink. Whisper that you’ll sign all over the treaty and disarm like a good little nation. Sovereign borders get my motor running hot.
After a cursory search I couldn’t find info on whether global orgasm day is still celebrated. But I did find out a number of countries have national orgasm day, which isn’t as cool
The orgasms need to be synchronized. We need a global orgasm day.
It should really be global orgasm hour, or ideally minute
The original was actually scheduled to the minute
The “Second Annual Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace” was scheduled for 6:08 (UTC) on 22 December 2007, the moment of the solstice.
somebody better update the thang
Turns out I’ve been celebrating World Peace every day for the past 10 years. Yesterday I’ve actually even celebrated twice, but don’t let my dog know 😉