• Tikiporch@lemmy.world
    9·
    2 months ago

    How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it.

    Just kidding, Jesus was over a millenium too early to see the invention of coffee.

    • WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      6·
      2 months ago

      How did you think they invented pizza? They dont want you to know that the leaning tower of pizza isnt a joke. All the images online. FAKE. They dont allow outsiders near the massive cheese grater that they once used to make the worlds largest pizza in secret. A strategic advantage no other country has attained in the world stage when it comes to pizza.