“Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”
And by job I mean my penis.
And I’m married, so I’m kind of asexual (at work), so we’re ought to be friends!
It’s probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I’d say something reassuring like that.
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?
E tu, brute?
It’s time for anon to drop the classic dad joke
Hi Lesbian, I’m Anon.
“Neat.”
I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
Shrug is the only correct response at work. Or maybe “that’s nice” to be more polite.
Is that polite though? I get that it isn’t explicitly rude but I pretty much only use that phrase as short hand for “why are you talking about this you fucking weirdo?” I think it’s subtly rude at best.
“cool, let’s smash!”
“Sounds like we have something in common.”
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