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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Coach-GE on 2024-09-27 12:14:58+00:00.


During a company team building event, a host was conducting the entire thing. He was saying things as an icebreaker to engage everyone. When he asked a question, no one responded so he said “Hey guys, whenever I ask a question, I want you guys to say ‘Eyyy’. Okay?”

Cue malicious compliance.

His next question was “Are you guys enjoying?” “Eyyy!” He was happy that we were engaging with him.

After a while, he asked a serious question: “Has everyone eaten lunch already?” “Eyyy!” He smiles, but looks rattled.

Another serious question: “Does anyone have any medical conditions?” “Eyyy!”

He loses his shit but tried to control himself. Defeated, he said “Okay everyone, stop with the ‘Eyyy.’ Just answer my questions with real answers okay?”

Eyyy!