• Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee
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    8 hours ago

    I hate crumble cookies as well. Weak unsatisfying texture, and way too sweet before they even add all that syrup shit. Also they’re too big, I take like one bite and the sweetness is already unbearable.

    • nemonic187@lemmy.worldOP
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      8 hours ago

      Thank you. That’s the most insulting part. It’s a mediocre cookie at best.

      I don’t order these and I can’t talk shit about them cuz I trying to be a better partner, so I do what normal people do and go vent on the internets.

      I apologize to those who I have upset.

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        6 hours ago

        Personally I think the most insulting part is the price.

        They make them big to try to justify it, but its still a bullshit high profit margin food.

        I think people just like them because they are very fresh. Most places just sell you some cookie in a box made a couple weeks ago in a factory somewhere by robots so it is marginally better than that in theory.

  • heavy@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    If you ordered a cookie and didn’t get what you want, that sucks and is indeed frustrating.

    However I don’t know what that has to do with anyone else. If someone wants to eat an almost raw cookie, or a too soft cookie or whatever, I don’t think that should bother you.

  • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    One thing to consider is that delivery and takeout are significantly more popular than they were 4 years ago. Some of these chains either anticipate or encourage you to heat your cookies just before you eat them and halfway cooking them gives the best results. A place just down the road from me encourages 1 minute on high in the air fryer or 3 in a toaster oven before eating

  • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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    11 hours ago

    The raw dough makes me slightly uncomfortable, so I’m entirely certain that I should violently impose my preferences on everyone who does not agree.

    /s

  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    11 hours ago

    you can buy raw cookie dough thats meant to be eaten uncooked. and not some niche thing, its at all the big box grocery stores. its no stretch to imagine why a half-baked cookie might be a thing

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    12 hours ago

    This is how I’ve loved cookies for my entire life. I’m just happy they are easier to find now.

  • downhomechunk [chicago]@midwest.social
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    12 hours ago

    This is a trend? Then why all of the sudden can’t I find any cookies in my local grocery stores that aren’t hard as tits? This has been my cookie preference for my whole life!!