Liar. Home Goods has solid counters and not conveyor belts.
Indeed.
That villain once said to me, “Nice to see you,” when I am, in fact, a hideously disfigured mockery of life itself.
You just can’t trust the Kindred these days.
I can’t figure out what “træppen” is supposed to be. I mean “mædens” can sound like “maidens” unless you use the soft Danish d. IIRC the ‘þ’ character is a th sound, so “þe” is is pronounced “the”.
… But “træppen”? here I’m at a loss.
þ looks like a 🅱️
“Þa þeofian, scandalwisan mædena syndon smeaþe and wyrcean” just doesn’t hit a modern audience the same way
nah, don’t do þorn that way
Trippin
I believe the maidens are only accepting my invitations for the sumptuous candlelight feasts instead of truly loving and caring for me.
I kept thinking chandelier instead of candelabra and couldn’t imagine why a girl trying to escape would be dragging that thing around.
To drop on a group of unsuspecting thugs when they’ve cornered her.
Annoyed that the person in the third post is pretending to be the person in the first two posts.
It’s a common plight for vampires. They’re posting in solidarity.
Maybe they have a different log in for when they’ve changed into a black cat? Like, maybe there’s no capital letters in their fursona’s password, because its hard to use the Shift key when you have beans instead of fingers?
I take it as more “I am also a vampire with a castle, and understand your pain. I am completely out, so now I’m in line at the store.”