The classic
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Aaah, Brits:
You can’t park there, sir.
Also Brits:
You’re bloody pisssed, you cunt.
Ah the good old nuanced British use of Cunt
What are you doing ya daft cunt?
Could mean help is on the way from an old friend or you’re about to lose consciousness.
That definitely swung between levels of politeness.