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You ending up in Chico or red bluff?
Yes
Also, stolen meme.
I would avoid Redding if I could as well
Though Shasta is nice this time of year.
Not gonna argue with that one. It sure is.
User: “Please give me the three fastest routes, with each answer weighted by different criteria”
Computer: “Okay, here you go.”
User: “Two of these are slower than the third, you stupid piece of shit, I hate you.”
Every time Picard asks Data a question.
Is that a regional setting? Never saw “fewer turns” as an option in my app. Only saw “most environmental” when it takes a shorter router even though it’s slower
I’ve never seen “most environmental” or “fewer turns”. We get “fewer toll roads” and sometimes “avoids traffic” during rush hour
This is Apple Maps.
Apple Maps doesn’t just recommend the fastest routes, it also appears to push the most popular routes as alternatives.
Here is the San Francisco area to LA in iOS 18. The longer route might seem insane if you’re not familiar with the drive, but that longer route is much prettier, and a lot of people intentionally drive in the coastal road for the views.
California is ridiculous. I’m from San Francisco, was visiting LA and someone asked me where I lived. I pointed to 101 and said, turn left on that road and keep going for 8 hours.
Edit: sorry, “the 101”. When in Rome, etc
CA’s a long boi
Yes, you correct. My mistake, sorry about that. I fixed it.
Why is the title “Thanks, Google”? Isn’t that Apple Maps?
You are indeed correct. My mistake, sorry about that. I fixed it.
Because thanks Obama!
also bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe I hAvE aN iNfOrMeD oPiNiOn!
It is. Apple Maps recommends a combo of the fastest and most popular routes. Sometimes the popular routes are shown as options because they’re nicer.
This goes through Bend Oregon, home of the last Blockbuster on Earth. That’s a solid recommendation IMHO.
I spent a month in Bend and never knew about the blockbuster, I mean I learned about it a year later 🫤
Tell me you’re not on a motorcycle without telling me you’re on a motorcycle
In my experience many recreational motorcyclists specifically seek out curvey roads as they are fun. Am I missing something?
OPs post says they hate turning. Hence my comment
That wasn’t saecasm at all
Fewer turns? I am almost positive there are two sections of switchbacks across two mountain passes in that ‘alternate’ route.
Turns as in intersections where you need to turn I guess.
catering to the racing demo
Idk are races not meant to go the fastest?
Fewer turns but there’s a Bend in the middle
A couple weeks ago I had to travel for work and I picked the longer one because I got paid for more miles and it meant I would get back right at the end of the day so I wouldn’t have to do anything else that afternoon.
I’m surprised that works. At my job they make us put in the origin and destination and will only pay the mileage for the shortest route.
I’m guessing they have a job like mine, where a driving trip is a relatively rare occurrence and micromanaging the travel isn’t worth it to mitigate the risk of paying out a little more.
Anything to avoid Reno.
Reno is an awesome town now, you should check it out.
Or Nevada
What I want is specifically “no left turns.” Because that could actually save me time. “Fewer 🚦s” would also be good.
Oh man, I’d love the 'no dangerous interactions ’ one. Just today, the map tried to have me cross a busy 4 lane street at an uncontrolled intersection. Thankfully construction rerouted me and I was able turn into the parking lot much easier than crossing
lol you want new and useful features in the last 10 years? Here’s where you can find Popeyes on the way.
Afaik this is already included in the calculation for the fastest route.
I don’t want fastest. I want least stressful. No left turns without a traffic light. No really short merges. And if it could find a way to route all the chaotic idiots along some other road, that would be perfect.
Waze likes to pull this sort of dumb shit all the time.
Like yeah, maybe it’d save me a minute or two but I’d rather wait to take a left turn at a protected left turn light than try to cross 3 lanes of opposite traffic from some obscure side street.
How come it tried to send me to make a left onto a major thoroughfare from a tiny side street rather than the major one with a controlled left arrow (a blessed rarity in my city) a few blocks away? Yeah maybe someone did it and scraped a few seconds off their time because they got lucky with the cross traffic, but someone who doesn’t know the area is gonna get tboned.
But if you get t-boned then your journey is finished immediately
Permanently, possibly.
I used to live in GA, and there was a one-way street that google maps was constantly telling me to turn the wrong direction onto. It really bugs me that I switched to Waze because it was better than google maps, then google just bought them. Long past time to bring antitrust suits against big tech. At least we have an FTC chair at the moment who’s trying to make some progress.
They always seem to force alternative routes regardless whether there are any.
I regularly see “alternatives” which are just taking a turn, doing a 180 in a roundabout and reentering the same route as before. Because why wouldn’t I just waste 10 mins just for fun?
I have the opposite problem where I know there are better alternative routes but google refuses to acknowledge them.
I miss the good old days where u could click and drag the line to a route that looked better and see if it actually would work.
Except they never display the real alternatives when they DO exist! Often I’ll be driving in an area I know well, and there will be a crash or roadwork or something and Google will say “welp, better just add 30 minutes to your 30 minute commute” and I’m like “nah fam there’s a whole other road”
I dunno how they can consistently fuck up that bad.
I think a bunch of municipalities got butt hurt at them for routing traffic through their cities. It definitely used to offer way better and more alternatives. Now it’s absolute shit and I have to eyeball it all the time to see if there’s a better route.
The best alternatives are the ones you find zooming into the map. The software knows it can’t recommend anybody take them because they’ll immediately become slower than the main routes.
Also never seen the roundabout 180
I’ve never had the roundabout one either. But I do often get ones where I’m on a rural highway and it will give an alternative route to exit the highway, take this long twisting road that dumps me back on the highway ahead of me, adding a needless 40 minutes. Haha.
Oh wow, it only has me exit to save 5(+) minutes. And thank goodness for that if I’m in an unfamiliar place.
Also never seen the roundabout 180
Actually had it a couple of times. It has to be a bug but it’s been happening for a while now…
We noticed you liked that tree. Would you like to see it again in 45 minutes?
imagine the poor person who does this for you losing their job to ai 😔
