• XIIIesq@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Definitely don’t marry number 1 because then you won’t get your hard earned tip.

    Definitely evict number 3 because if she successfully sublet the room, then another landlord might have gone hungry.

    • Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Nope.

      Raise the rent on number 1, because they will never complain.

      Marry 3, they’re of sound financial mind and clearly show aspirations of landlordism by attempting to rent out their rental. Plus she saved money on repairs.

      That leaves evict 2, good, how dare they tip me less than a service worker.