“A pirate? Well, that’s hardly the image we want for Long John Silver’s…”

RIP Donald Sutherland.

I’ve been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting.

I would, but I’ve been banned from guessing the episode. I, my children, and my children’s children have been banned. For three months.

Sounds like someone’s got a case of Jebaditis

You’re banned! You, your children, and your children’s children!

For three months

“This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband!”

That’s okay, since the points don’t matter