Dude had a real body and still chooses the sex doll? What even is the point of working in a morgue? 🤷🏻♂️
FBI? Yeah, this guy right here
Hey, dude isn’t into men, give him a break.
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I know! Just screw the corpses like a self respecting perv.
Bacteria.
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Evidentiary purposes. Did… did he think the dead guy fucked the doll to death?
He had to stick his own dick in it to find out
Now I’m wondering whether it’s common for estate sales to be trying to offload secondhand sex dolls
I wonder if families go out and bury it like this guy
r/confession • Chicken_Of_The_Year • 4d I threw a “adult-doll” along the roadside. There were media reports the next day.
Hi
I bought my adult-doll (xxx toy) a couple of years ago and hid it in the hunting room, hidden from my wife. Last year I decided to throw away the doll. It felt completely wrong to use it in secret from the wife.
Decided to get rid of the doll somewhere out in nature (Isn’t room in a normal boss bin and it’s embarrassing to take it to the landfill). Therefore had a spade to dig it into the forest. Drove off… But I suddenly had bad timing and panicked and thus ended up throwing it on the side of the road.
Tragicomic as it all was, it ended up with the doll being found by people the next day. Someone who was on their way to work and got a little shock… It made headlines in the local newspaper, some regional and one national newspaper … The DD was never traced back to me.
how do you think he knew about the guy’s doll? okay, so didn’t even just grab it and go? he needed to try her out right there in the bed the guy died in, wild
This guy was sent to the house to gather the corpse, and the doll was lying in bed.
You must read the article, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.
If by rollercoaster of emotions you mean “laugh out loud funny from start to finish,” then yes
You weren’t joking, that was wild!
Offbeat or beat off?
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