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Atheist: dies
Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo
Atheist: wtf
Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol
Atheist: nooooo
A honk implies, in my mind, a quick press of the horn. I’d be holding it down until the traffic laws are once again obeyed
Or it could equate to you REALLY loving Jesus
“Breathe if you’re a stupid dumb dumb head.”
I reject their premise.